Caption It: Call Me Maybe by Maria Russo in Food Network Star, June 22, 2012

Just when they are thinking that Bob Tuschman and Susie Fogelson are their toughest critics, the remaining finalists meet a new team of evaluators this week: the press. This group of media professionals can potentially make or break a Star’s public image, so it is especially important for the contestants to wow them with their unique culinary points of view, engaging personas and stellar stage presences. Last week, Martita struggled to tout herself as “Mama Mexico” when Team Giada was gifted a Mexican-themed challenge, one in which she should have starred. Going forward, will Martita be able to embrace that individuality in front of the press? Is she hoping to phone a friend to save her from the challenge?
Before you tune in this Sunday at 9pm/8c, we’re challenging you, Star fans, to write your best captions (tastefully appropriate, please) for this call-worthy moment in the comments below.
Relive last week's highlights and catch a preview of this Sunday's episode:

Martita:"I stuck my hand in Justin's latest dish and it came out sans four fingers."
At least you're consistent. Consistently offensive.
Caption: "This is my version of "crazy signs" (from Club Med)."
ET phone home
Haha
"I've had it up to HERE with all you snooty judges!"
Clarification...the above is my Caption relating to pix of Martita....(Not my personal opinion of judges).
or...Caption of Martita saying, ---- "CUT! CUT! Let me do that presentation again!"
i know right
Martita Caption: "Ummm, Susie...it's for you...the story teller is on the line & wants to tell you a story.."
Martita Caption: "I have a lot of tv appearances lined up & my time is valuable, so ......can you guys just call me when you're ready to make me the winner...??"
Caption: "Hello, Linkie? Can you help me with my spelling this week too?"
Martita: "You made what, Martie? Maybe you should order something from Domino's and we'll just say you made it."
WOW they're giving me Giada's job!!! Who knew (tee-hee)