In many ways, fall is all about orange. Between society’s perpetual obsession with all things Halloween and the endless supply of festive autumnal vegetables, you can’t turn a single corner without spotting the color.
In an attempt to fully embrace the fall spirit, I decided to eat only orange foods for one full day. When I first accepted this challenge, I feared what my body may go through. I pictured myself loading up on Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and aggressively squirting Easy Cheese into my mouth (no shame). And before my short-lived diet even started I was already resenting it. But I made a commitment, and without my good word, I was nothing. I strapped on my booties, put my big girl pants on and trekked all the way to my local grocery store to purchase the goods. And truly, the orange options were endless.
Butternut squash. Sweet Potatoes. Peppers. Pumpkins. Oranges. Apricots. Cantaloupe. Carrots. Peaches. Persimmons. Mangoes. Nectarines. Orange tomatoes. Tangerines. Goldfish. Cheez-It crackers. Cheese puffs. Cheez Doodles. Cheese. Cheese. A lot more cheese. The world was my oyster.
Of course, oysters were off the table.
I moseyed my way through each aisle, deciding to fully embrace the orange life and dive into the challenge head-on. To my surprise, locating orange food was anything but difficult. Finding the right produce to make well-balanced, home-cooked meals on the other hand was much more challenging. I definitely wasn’t in the mood to eat mostly raw vegetables for an entire day; I’m simply not interested in a lifestyle that healthy.
Eating orange was not so bad compared to some of the extremely questionable diets I’ve been subjected to during my 22 years on Earth. In sixth grade I attempted an all-celery diet, which I told myself was a thing, but it definitely was not. I somehow made it through “breakfast” that day, had an emotional breakdown before noon, then binged on an entire box of Mallomars for lunch just to calm myself down.
It’s shocking I was overweight.
Anyway, here’s how I pulled off eating only orange foods for a day.