Don’t Even Think About It! Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off Caption It by Joseph Erdos in Shows, January 25th, 2013

This season of Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off puts the celebrity contestants in different situations every episode with challenges that test a certain aspect of their culinary know-how. This past episode tested their adaptability in a diner with reinventing classic sandwiches. But there’s even more pressure in the next challenge, which will test their ability to cook for some pretty picky eaters. Every recipe must meet a certain expectation if they want to survive another week.
In the above sneak-peek photo, Hines and Carnie from Team Rachael are cooking for the challenge. It appears Hines has got whatever he’s making under control, but then Carnie butts in. Or is Hines asking Carnie for help?
We’re challenging you, Rachael vs. Guy fans, to write your best captions (tastefully appropriate, please) for this moment in the comments below.
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"Oh Hines, that reeks! Whatever have you got in there?"
"What's in there? Is that a fly? I told you there were risks in cooking outside!"
A fly? Just say it's a "raisin".
Hines said "Does this look right to you?". Carnie says "Mud Pie is just a name Hines, there's not supposed to be actual MUD in there".
Carnie, "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
Hines, "I've got everything under control! It'll work out!"
"I'm rockin' Carnie, I GOT this!"
Hines 57 sauce con Carnie
Carnie<when i use that thing it takes hours to whip,,and , and hey whats that noise?
Carnie: "Are you sure you want to put THAT in there?" Hines: Yes. They'll be so high off their ass, they'll never know what hit em
Yes "magic brownies".
Beat it Hines…if you want stiff peaks.
I got an egg shell in there….I'm just gonna beat it till it breaks in such tiny bits you can't see it.