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Before a recent office party, a journalist, moonlighting, in the spirit of the business cycle, as a social scientist, devised an experiment to test the Drank. As a control, competitor beverages were selected from the swag cabinet: Borgnine’s Coffee Soda (as in Ernest) and Folonari Pink Pinot Grigio—upper and downer. A variety of office-related sobriety tests were assigned, with marks for both competence and style—from walking the line (an old standard), to using an eyelash curler (fine motor skills), to sending faxes (operating heavy machinery).
Rupa Bhattacharya, Culinary Writer